For Certain Reasons

File this under, "Way to Not Be a Stereotype, Dan Coats Supporters."

Of course, if they knew how to write properly, they probably would know how to read properly, and then maybe they would become educated enough realize how fucking retarded it would be to move this douchebag straight from K street back into the senate.

I think if we created a $1,000 fine for misspelled political signs, we could put an end to the conservative movement inside of a week. 

"Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions."

~Thomas Jefferson

After weeks of wading through insane flat assertions from my work and social acquaintances and piles of batshit crazy on my (now defunct) facebook page, I think mockery is the only reasonable option left. Until the upcoming midterm elections are over, I will offer no serious political messages. Only ridicule. Let's see how this works.